Humor in folk tales is an integral part of folklore. Funny fairy tales will help not only cheer up, but also distract from routine activities for both adults and children. In them, adults and peers of the young reader, animals and birds find themselves in ridiculous situations. In addition to laughter, these works will unobtrusively teach children the ability to dream, empathize, notice and use wordplay in their speech. Read with pleasure, laugh and rejoice with your favorite characters!
Cones
Mikhail Plyatskovsky
The puppy Yelp lay in his booth and watched as the kid Marmeladik and the calf Rogalik played. And they played like this: they would run up to a pine tree, hit the trunk with their heads as hard as they could, and the cones would fall off the branches. The one who shot down the most wins.
Tyavka couldn’t stand it, he got out of the booth and went up to his friends.
- And I want to play with you. Do you accept?
“We don’t feel sorry,” said Rogalik.
- We accept! - Marmeladik said.
The kid knocked down five cones. Calf - as many as ten.
The puppy rushed towards the pine tree - and how he moved his head along the trunk with a running start. Even sparks fell from his eyes.
- Oh? Hurt! – he whined. Then the puppy Tyavka touched his head with his paw and asked his friends:
- Please look at what jumped up on my head...
Little goat Marmeladik says to him:
- Eh, we completely forgot that you have no horns at all!
And the calf Rogalik licked the puppy with his tongue and said with a sigh:
- You have... - a bump. One, but my own... And although I have ten, they are all pine. So don't worry and don't be upset?
What we are pleased to offer you
Our website contains audio recordings intended for children and school-age children. Here you will find audio fairy tales that you can listen to before bed. They will be the perfect end to a long day.
The following categories of audio tales are offered to the attention of young listeners:
- works of domestic writers;
- fairy tales by foreign authors;
- records of oral folk art.
The choice of fairy tale largely depends on the age of the child. Good short tales by Vladimir Suteev with skillfully executed illustrations, as well as works by Gennady Tsyferov, Dmitry Mamin-Sibiryak, and Korney Chukovsky are good for the little ones.
For senior preschool age, audio fairy tales for children based on the works of Mikhail Plyatskovsky, Hans Christian Andersen, Sergei Kozlov, as well as folk tales are perfect.
Children over 6 years old will be interested in the fairy tales of Gianni Rodari, Astrid Lindgren, and the masterpieces of Alexander Pushkin.
Who will speak first
The old man and the old woman became so lazy that one day they argued about who should wash the pot. They decided that this would be done by the one who uttered a word first. Read with your children from the fairy tale who will lose their temper first and why. She teaches hard work, wisdom, reasonable actions, the ability to make concessions to loved ones, and condemns pride and stubbornness.
Once upon a time there lived an old man and an old woman. Lazy and lazy. They transferred all kinds of work to one another. They need to lock the hut with a hook by nightfall - they are having an argument.
- You should lock it.
- No, for you.
Unlocking it in the morning is another argument.
- Unlock it for you.
- No, for you. I locked it yesterday.
So they decided to cook porridge. After arguments and discord, the old woman cooked a pot of porridge. They sat down, ate porridge, they needed to wash the pot. The old man and the old woman began to argue again. The old woman says.
- I cooked porridge, and you need to wash the pot.
“No,” says the old man. Since you cooked, you should wash it. But I have never washed pots in my life and will never wash them.
What fairy tales should you listen to before bed?
Wishing good night to their child, mom and dad try to create all the conditions for the baby to have good dreams. Based on this, audio fairy tales for children intended for evening listening must meet the following requirements:
- Calm and simple plot.
- No tense or scary moments.
- High quality dubbing and soft, pleasant voices of the actors.
- Soothing, quiet musical accompaniment.
Lord of Lords (English fairy tale)
One girl was hired to serve an eccentric elderly gentleman. He asks her:
- What will you call me?
“Master, or master, or whatever you wish, sir,” the girl answers.
“You should call me “lord of lords.” What would you call it? he asks, pointing to his bed.
- Bed, or bed, or whatever you like, sir.
“You should call it a “vacation retreat.” And this? - asks the gentleman, pointing to his drawers.
- Pants, or trousers, or whatever you like, sir.
“You should call them “fanfare headlights.” And this? he asks, pointing to the cat.
- Cat, or kitty, or whatever you like, sir.
“You should call her “Felicia Whiteface.” What would you call it? he asks, pointing to the water.
- Water, or moisture, or whatever you like, sir.
“You should call it “wet mundia.”
And this? - he points to the fire.
- Fire, or flame, or whatever you like, sir.
“You should call it “red rooster.” And this?” he points to his house.
- House, or mansion, or whatever you like, sir.
- You should call it “the vastness of heaven.”
That same night, the owner is awakened by the frightened cry of the maid:
- Lord of lords! Get off your resting place quickly and put on your headlights and fanfare! White-faced Felicia knocked over the candle, so that if you don’t run after Mocromundia right now, the red rooster will burn your entire mass under heaven.
A bedtime story is not just entertainment
Going to bed is not the most pleasant moment for a child. How many times have our parents had to listen to “I don’t want to sleep” and “just a minute”?
And we still have so much to hear, now from our children...
This behavior is often caused by emotional stress. A long busy day, serious workload at school - all this has an exciting effect on the child.
Short bedtime stories will come to the aid of parents, which you can listen to every evening, turning getting ready for bed into a pleasant procedure.
A fairy tale will help your child relax before bed and create a magical atmosphere in the bedroom. Reading fairy tales are important moments of close communication between a child and a parent, strengthening his trust and affection. Listening to audio stories together is one of the facets of such communication.
Owl wise little head
Once upon a time there lived not a tsar-prince, not a king-prince, not a sage and not a wizard, not a magician and not a hermit, not a nobleman and not a nobleman, not a cautious politician, not a minister, not a military man, not an arrogant official, not a fat merchant , not a mellifluous singer, not a doctor or a healer, in a word - just a plowman, a daring peasant named Burachok. And he had a mind that was not royal, and not noble, and not lordly, but, as they say, the most peasant mind.
Once Burachok was in town, went to the market and bought a goggle-eyed owl there for a few pennies as a gift for his son. He walked with her back to his village. By evening Burachok was tired and began to think about spending the night. He looks: there is a light in the hut nearby. “Let me take a look there,” he thinks. Maybe good people will let you spend the night.”
He goes to the window and sees: on a table covered with a white tablecloth, there is a pie, fluffy and ruddy, just asking to be put into your mouth, and next to it is a roast goose and a bottle of honey. A fat young woman is sitting on a bench, knitting mittens, singing songs, waiting for her husband.
“You can’t say anything - the dinner is suitable!” - thought Burachok and knocked on the window: knock-knock!
- Who's there? Is that you, Metek?
- Let the passerby warm up, beauty.
The hostess began to fuss, running around the hut: in an instant the pie flew from the table into the kneading bowl, a bottle of honey into the chest, and a roast goose into the oven.
Hare
A poor man was walking through an open field, saw a hare under a bush, was delighted and said:
- That’s when I’ll live in a house! I’ll take this hare, kill it with a whip and sell it for four altyns. With that money I will buy a pig. She will bring me twelve little pigs. The piglets will grow up and produce twelve more. I'll kill everyone, I'll save up a barn of meat. I’ll sell the meat, and with the money I’ll start a house and get married myself. My wife will give birth to two sons for me: Vaska and Vanka. The children will start plowing the arable land, and I will sit under the window and restore order: “Hey you guys, I’ll shout, Vaska and Vanka! Don’t push people too hard at work, you didn’t live in poverty yourself!” The man shouted so loudly that the hare got scared and ran away, and the house with all its wealth, wife and children disappeared.
Hey, bring in the horse (Italian fairy tale)
The driver Petruchio got married. After the wedding, he brought his young wife into the house and said to her:
- Now you and I, Rosina, will live well! I will work, you will manage. I'm not afraid of work. Even if you order me to drive a horse from dawn to dark, it will do nothing. But once I get home, that’s it! The rest is up to you. I’ll just stop the cart at the gate and shout: “Hey, bring in the horse!” - You hurry up and run out.
- Here's another! - said Rosina. - I’ll start tinkering with the horse.
- How can you not bother with her, because you need to unharness her, feed her, and give her something to drink! So, as soon as I shout: “Hey, bring in the horse!” “Yes, I’m telling you,” Rosina interrupted her husband, “that I won’t touch the horse.” This is not what I was taught at my mother and father’s house.
“Don’t worry,” said Petruchio, “I’ll teach you everything.” You will bring the horse into the yard. . .
- I won’t enter it!
- That is, how can you not enter it if I shouted: “Hey, enter it!..”?
- You scream, but I don’t move.
“Oh, Rosina,” said Petruchio, “don’t make me angry, it’s better to bring in the horse.”
- I won’t enter it! - Rosina shouted.
Then Petruchio also shouted.
- Enter it now!
- I won’t enter it!
- Enter!
- I won’t enter it!
Neighbors came running in response to the noise and began asking the newlyweds:
-What are you doing? What is the dispute about? Petruchio began to explain to the neighbors:
- Yes, my wife doesn’t want to help me. I tell her:
“Bring in the horse,” and she says: “I won’t.”
“Aren’t you ashamed to quarrel over this?” - said old Giuseppe. - Let me bring in your horse. Where do you have it?
“Yes, you see,” Petruchio hesitated, “we don’t have a horse yet.” I'm just about to buy it.
Cool short tales
Bunny and Squirrel
Once upon a time there lived a Bunny and a Squirrel. They were friends and loved each other. One day the Bunny suggests: “Squirrel, let’s live together and get married.” - How so, because you are a Bunny, and I am a Squirrel. – The power of our love is higher than stereotypes and species-racial considerations, Squirrel. We began to live as a family, and there was love and understanding. There are just no children. They became sad. The Bunny says: “Do we really not have children because I am a Bunny and you are a Squirrel?” How so? Let's go to Owl, she's smart, she knows everything. They came to the Owl and the Bunny said: “Owl, tell me why we don’t have children?” Because we are Bunny and Squirrel? - Are you crazy or what? You don’t have children because you are a boy and he is also a boy!
golden piranha
There lived an old man and an old woman near Lake Chad. The old man went fishing. The first time I threw in curare poison, only toads surfaced. The second time I threw curare poison - only crocodiles surfaced. The third time I threw the poison curare - the Golden Piranha surfaced and wanted to say, let me go older, I will fulfill three cherished wishes, but I could not, because I was paralyzed. The old man returned to the old woman with the prey, the old woman was delighted, they salted the toads for the winter, they dried the crocodiles for the summer, and instantly ate the Golden Piranha straight raw. So all three wishes came true by themselves.
Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka
Once upon a time there lived a sister Alyonushka and a brother Ivanushka. Alyonushka was smart and hard-working, and Ivanushka was an alcoholic. How many times did his sister tell him: “Don’t drink, Ivanushka, you’ll become a little goat!” But Ivanushka did not listen and drank. One day he bought burnt vodka at a kiosk, drank it, and felt like he couldn’t stand on two legs anymore, he had to drop down to four points. And then the shameful wolves come up to him and say: “Well, you goat, have you finished drinking?” And they kicked him so hard on the horns that he threw off his hooves... And his sister Alyonushka got his apartment, because good always triumphs over evil!
Bear Hut
Bear's hut. -Who ate from my plate? - Father Bear asks menacingly. - Who ate from my plate? - asks the eldest son. - Who ate from my plate? - the youngest son squeaks. “You idiots, I haven’t poured some for you yet.” - the bear answers.
A soldier was returning from service
A soldier was walking home from service. He knocked on the way to one house. “Let me in,” he says, “to spend the night, masters.” And in the house lived a greedy old woman. “Sleep over,” she said, “but I don’t have anything to treat you with.” “It’s not a problem,” the soldier answered, “just give me an ax, and I’ll cook porridge from it.” “What, soldier,” the old woman was indignant, “do you think I’m completely stupid? What will I use to chop wood later?” So the soldier remained, not eating any salt. And his name, by the way, was Rodion Raskolnikov.
How Ivan guarded the door
There lived an old man and an old woman. They had three sons: two were smart, and the third was a fool. The brothers and their parents began to get ready for work. Ivan the Fool also began to get ready - he took crackers and poured water into the eggplant. They ask him: “Where are you going?” -To work with you. -You won't go anywhere. Guard the door well so that thieves do not enter. The fool was left alone at home. Late in the evening he took the door off its hinges, put it on his back and carried it. Came to the arable land. The brothers ask: “Why did you come?” -I wanted to eat. “We told you to guard the door.” - Yes, here she is!
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How the master hatched a foal (Latvian fairy tale)
Once upon a time there lived a gentleman who loved horses more than anything in the world. There was only one thing on his mind - to get horses like no one else had. As soon as he hears about the horse fair, he drops everything and goes there, even though the lady herself is dying. Once this inveterate horseman went to the fair and met a peasant with a cart of cucumbers.
- What are you bringing? - the master asked him. And the peasant, the cunning one, answers:
“I’m bringing eggs that can be hatched into foals, the likes of which no one has ever had before.”
“Show me,” the master asked. The peasant showed it. The master chose the largest of these eggs and asked:
— How much does such an egg cost? And the peasant, the cunning one, answers:
- Three hundred rubles! The master pulled out his wallet and counted out three hundred rubles. And as he was leaving, the peasant finally looked back at the master and said:
“You need to put the egg in a pot and sit on it until the foal hatches.” And if anyone asks about what, he must answer only one thing: whoa! With that they parted, and each went his own way.
The master, returning home, immediately sat down to hatch the foal. The lady asked him why he was sitting for so long, and the master barked: whoa! Such an outlandish answer made the lady very angry, but, knowing what kind of husband she was, she left him alone - let him sit there. She ordered him to bring him food and drink, but she didn’t say another word to him. The master hatched and hatched, sat on the potty for three or four weeks, but never hatched anything. The master became completely depressed, and finally got tired of hatching the egg. He got angry, grabbed a pot of cucumber, ran into the forest and in his anger threw it into a pile of brushwood. Then suddenly a hare jumped out of a pile of brushwood and galloped into the forest. And the master shouts after him:
- Mob, mow, little coward, mow, mow!
But the hare got scared by the noise, ran at full speed and disappeared into the thicket. The master was sad, became sad and went home. And on the way he met the same peasant from whom he bought a cucumber for three hundred rubles. The master told the peasant that he had completely hatched a foal that no one else had, and, like a fool, he threw it away himself. And the peasant, the cunning one, listened, listened and said:
“That’s what happens to all the fools who don’t even know how to hatch a foal.” The master returned home and told the lady about his bitter fate. And when she heard what a fool her husband was, she didn’t want to see him anymore.
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Fairy tales are voiced by parents together with their children. The recording uses melodies and sound effects. Thanks to this, by listening to children's audio fairy tales online for free, the child takes part in magical stories, gaining wisdom. How the Christmas tree tried to sleep before the New Year
The author's fairy tale based on the children's song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” will tell a funny story about a gray hare, a wolf and a fox, as well as Grandfather Frost and Snowstorm.
720 4 min. 19 1
A fairy tale about animals who played snowballs
A winter tale about forest animals that stay indoors and don’t want to play outside. About a small and cheerful bunny named Toby, who managed to show his friends that you can have fun walking in winter too!
975 4 min. 27 1
A fairy tale about a firecracker who snuck into the holiday
A small New Year's fairy tale about Firecracker, who was tired of collecting dust in the store and came up with a plan for how she could be at the New Year's party and give people joy.
424 4 min. 10
How the guys created a New Year's miracle
A modern New Year's story from the past about how three friends gathered in the yard to build a snowman, but in fact created a winter miracle.
838 6 min. 28
How Grandfather Frost looked for an assistant among the children
A New Year's tale about the winter wizard Grandfather Frost, who decided to go to the New Year's city in search of a brave little helper.
949 7 min. 23
How a hare deceived a fox in a winter forest
A winter educational tale about forest animals: a cunning fox hunter and a bunny who turned out to be no smarter.
1176 7 min. 20
Mishkin New Year
A modern New Year's tale from the first person about a big bear who decided to celebrate the winter holiday with friends. About a bunny, a hedgehog and a squirrel who will teach a bear to celebrate the New Year and decorate the Christmas tree. And Santa Claus also appeared, who himself gave the main character a gift!
2386 8 min. 67 2
At the post office with Santa Claus
Author's audio tale about the most beloved winter Wizard among children and adults - Grandfather Frost. About his cheerful elf helpers and the most interesting children's letters.
2263 5 min. 37 2
Rainbow stone
A good audio tale about a girl and her dog Laika, and also about the fact that there is always room for a miracle on New Year's Eve! And he helped Santa Claus find the monster’s dog.
1072 4 min. 24 4
Hedgehog Snort
The author's therapeutic audio fairy tale for preschool children about a little hedgehog who was very afraid of the dark. But one day he had to face his fear.
1476 7 min. 26 2
Owner of the forest
A modern therapeutic fairy tale for preschool children about a naughty little bear cub who was very lazy and did not want to help his father bear, the owner of the forest. But in a dangerous situation he was able to show his best side.
1986 7 min. 36 3
Dream Engine
The author's sleepy audio tale for reading before bed. A modern story about a curious little engine named Chukh-chukh, who went on a long but terribly interesting journey to the land of good dreams.
2452 7 min. 51 2
Lady Bee
The author's fairy tale in a new way about respect for other people's work is inspired by Ladybug and the fly Tsokotukha. In this fairy tale, Bee still had a fun summer. But the Fairy and Page explained what was wrong and why we must respect the family.
1452 5 min. 27 3
A fairy tale about magical toys
A modern sleepy therapeutic fairy tale about a dream, in which the boy Petya was given an unusual clown for his birthday.
2120 3 min. 24 6
Starry Dreams
A therapeutic sleep story about a little girl who didn’t want to go to bed. And the moon sent a magic star to help her.
1579 6 min. 22
Nikita in the country is the other way around
The mischievous boy Nikita really did not like going to school. But the wise director, who turned out to be a wizard, performed a miracle, turning a school bully into a real excellent student. The author's therapeutic audio fairy tale for children of primary school age who do not want to study.
2294 6 min. 34 7
Magic forest or how important it is to listen to each other
This author's magical audio story for preschool and primary school age (4-8 years old) is about the ability to create something truly valuable all together. About how we all have a certain influence on each other and how we can change under this influence while being in a team. And trees that love music will help us with this.
882 7 min. 7 3
Shy mouse
A therapeutic audio fairy tale for shy preschool children, which will help kids overcome the fear of meeting new friends. The fairy tale gives some advice to the guys on what they need to do to stop being afraid and start making friends. And the mouse will help us with this!
1074 7 min. 22 1
Vova and the robot
The author's therapeutic tale about a robot who saved the boy Vova from a rash act. About the fact that stealing (taking other people's things) is bad and about true devotion.
1773 6 min. 41
Bunny Grumpy
An instructive therapeutic tale about how a grumpy hare left home and got lost. And the old forester helped him. About working on yourself and getting help from adults. About how important it is to appreciate words and say “thank you”
3525 8 min. 66 7
Autumn tale about a hedgehog
A small modern fairy tale for preschool children about a real adventurer - a little hedgehog who, while wandering through the forest, met the girl Autumn. About how they became friends and what came of it.
1021 5 min. 17 4
How a kitten caught an “autumn butterfly”
A good fairy tale for children about an unusual meeting between curious kittens. About the first autumn leaf fall in your life and how important it is to have a loving family and friends.
2134 9 min. 33 3
Tiger cub and his friend Leva
An audio fairy tale in verse for preschool children about a tiger cub who decided to play a trick on his friend. The joke was unsuccessful.
593 2 min. 2
Mitya and soap bubbles
The author's audio tale about how little Mitya saw soap bubbles for the first time in his life and what came of it.
949 4 min. 10 3
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